Hilo Jaycees 55th Annual Hawaii County Fair
Thursday, September 22nd, 2005Here it is, the County Fair… one of the bigger events in Hilo. We don’t get much happening around here!
Below is the entertainment tent where you can listen to live music and eat da grinds.
The main reason I went was for the food. I’ve heard a lot of people say that they have the best fried rice loco moco here. Some of my friends even said that that’s the only reason they go! I was excited to go… first stop was the food/entertainment tent, of course!
Here’s a sampling of what was offered… sorry about the blurry pics.
Spareribs, Hawaiian Plate, Manong’s Filipino Food… they even had Zippy’s curry. Eagerly we searched for the loco moco tent… until…
Way at the end of the booths, the booth was there! Along with a long line… longer than any of the other lines, by far. It had to be good, right?
Here’s the Waiakea Pirate’s loco moco/fried rice menu.
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Double Loco ($5.00), Fried Rice w/Egg ($4.00), Jaycee’s Special - fried rice, 1 egg, 1 hamburger patty ($5.50), Pirate’s Special - fried rice, 2 eggs, 2 hamburger patties ($6.50).
They use a huge wok to make the fried rice…
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So, what to choose? Since I came all the way this way for the food, I had to get the biggest thing on the menu, the Pirate’s Special!
A huge serving of fried rice, 2 hamburger patties, 2 eggs, and gravy all over.
Here’s a closeup of the patties…
The Verdict?
Well, I had high expectations for this, and I tried to judge this loco moco fairly. I’ve also tried my best to enjoy it, but honestly, this was one of the worst loco mocos I’ve had!
The thing that brought it down the most was the burger patties. They were absolutely dry and crumbly, and the taste was bland and artificial tasting. It tasted almost like dog food (and yes, I’ve tried dog food before when I was little)! Why can’t they use homemade patties? The gravy was standard brown gravy - nothing special. The fried rice was just OK - a bit bland and mushy.
My friends said that this year was bad, but in the past years, it was better… so I really hope the loco mocos shape up next year. The Fair cannot continue like this! This is Hilo… we must represent with the loco mocos.
I’m glad I had a pepsi to wash it all down. *sigh*

